Taylor Swift, seen here without any 'slimming' photoshop effects pauses before gorging herself, pre concert at Three Layers Coffeehouse in Springfield. The landmark cafe is at the corner of what used to be Gay and Inferno in the now uppity former ghetto.
(1602 walnut street, jacksonville 32206)
Teardrops on Taylor's guitar apparently start out with cholesterol on her plate and five oclock shadow on her chin.
Miss Wade, who happened to be in the cafe when Miss Swift showed up on her harley davidson 1500, commented that Miss Swift was pretty enough to win a prize.
Trouble erupted when Miss Swift made unwarranted sexual advances on Three Layers owner, Shawn McGuire and was delivered a roundhouse to her chin by McGuire's partner, Jeff Wright.
"I love me some Taylor Swift," Wright told Miss Wade, "But some things are just ri-goddam-diculous."
After being beaten nearly senseless, Miss Swift's handlers whisked the pop diva away from the cheesecakes, but not before leaving two tickets to her concert.
Predictably, Jeff ended up having a great time at the show.
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