Sunday, May 26, 2013

Third world prison , witch trials, and saving the masses

Hello kiddies, followers, and fans. Miss Wade is back from her tour of third world prisons. I highly recommend it . See the in and out of Jacksonville's sordid underbelly. I Recently received Best Host and Emcee award from the Jacksonville Community Awards . All my hard work bribes and blackmail must have payed off. Kiddies Miss Wade has taken a much needed sabbatical from the stress of the strain of entertaining the masses .I've taken so much of this much needed time to give back to my community .I was invited to host "A ride for a cure , Josh's ride " Event at Rainbow house. I was surprised at the line of people who wanted to wish me well . Or should I was say was more than willing to dunk me in the dunking booth. I felt as if I was back at the Salem witch Trials . Lord those were the days get a little drunk on communion wine and speak gibberish next thing you know your a witch . I digress , after I was baptized more than a three dollar hooker during lent. I got back to a wonderful fundraiser for a cure for HIV . The talent was amazing , food marvelous. Young Josh did a amazing job for his first event. You remember Josh the young man I saved form sin at the Bordello Bingo they have every Tuesday at Hamburger Mary's . All the sex toys and flesh everywhere it is enough to make a god fearing woman such as myself clutch her pearls . The den of iniquity does have its good sides though , every Monday and Thursday they do charity bingo . There is a different charity each night and all the proceeds go to the charity. This Thursday will benefit will be for my mother Karen Misplay and her fight against cancer. I know what ya think she has to be pretty old . Well yes she is , She and Harriet Tubman were roommates on the underground railroad back in the "old south" . My mother has always stood up for the rights of others. It never mattered if you were black , white , gay or straight . come support myself and her this Thursday at Hamburger Mary's . I plan to be on my best of behavior , in true southern lady fashion. Until then kiddies god be with you, and these United States. Miss Wade