Local Lesbian Squadleader, Lauren from Metro is launching her perennial Queer Cruise on May 17th.

Miss Wade plans on being present at the launch, which is being billed as the worlds premier luxury line. Dubbed "Unsinkable" by experts, the ship will be departing from behind the "Chart House" restaurant on the san marco riverwalk promptly at 4:30 pm.

The First Lady of Jacksonville, Miss Karrissa Wade will be the featured entertainer, along with cameo appearances by Rhiannan and Blossom O'Toole (the newly crowned Biggest boned and Bossy, 2009) who will be assisting Miss Wade as she reigns supreme over the A-List gays, lesbos and 'others' who will be present in a supporting capacity.

In an extraordinary burst of generosity, the tickets (normally in the 25,000.00 dollar range) are being offered for only 20.00 in advance, and 25.00 on the day of.

Miss Wade has never been aboard the ship, but she has been assured that the accomodations are certainly fit for The Queen, although she wonders who has been so generous as to donate the staggering amounts of money necessary to subsidize the unbelievable low ticket price. Perhaps guests are supposed to bid at an auction later, ......she will certainly update our readers.

As with all luxury cruises there will be free dining and entertainment options, so start dieting now.

To buy tickets, simply go to The Metro or contact Lauren at 904 334 5344. (remember: While explicit sexual phone calls are always a pleasure for the unhappily married, this is not the case with Lauren. Also, she has caller ID and firearms.)