Local Bartender Claims Vomit Episode was "performance art"

In an exclusive Bigboned interview, A Jacksonville philanthropist and socialite, Scott Hartman was discussed as the victim of a performance art hate crime.

Apparently a local bartender (pictured above) was caught on video immediately after leaving local Jacksonville hot spot, Park Place just as he committed this vulgar act of revenge. Claiming to be part of the elusive "White Russian Militia" the 'bartender' tells Miss Wade.

"I had at least 18 white russians before proceeding to 616, thats when I sprung my little piece." (on an unwilling lifetime friend ---and rumored more---Scott, notes a disapproving Miss Wade.)

Scott was seen at the opening of the beaches a few days afterwards, STILL pulling dried peas from behind his ear.

We think the video speaks for itself, but the question Miss Wade has for her readers is this. Should "art' like this be perpetrated on unsuspecting art patrons?

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