Metro Bartender Adds Chins.

Yet another reason why it is a bad idea to choose your plastic surgeon from Craigslist.

Tragedy struck the Metro this past week, as notorious pretty boy, David Tibbs went under the knife for a little 'reconstructive' surgery.

After years of wearing a prosthetic chin, made of chinchilla scrap fur and a little parafin house wax (as seen on Martha Stewart's short lived "How I Learned to Love Prison" series) David Tibbs was able to save enough non recreational tip money to consider plastic surgery.

Sadly, the craigslist culture that has seemingly permeated every aspect of Riverside gay life has struck again, this time with tragic results.

In a week that has already seen reputable tranny butchers like Donnie Hendrix (aka Viva) face arrest and disgrace on the cover of the Muggle daily paper, Miss Karrissa Wade would have assumed people would show more caution. http://www.flogfolioweekly.com/?p=711

Everything seemed to be going well, until David's credit card was declined mid procedure on the Laundro Mat processing machine.

Although the 'Dr" expressed shock and regret at the outcome, he points out that for 29.99 it was an amazing job. "And I gave him a price break, because all he had was 27.88 in cash"

For now, Davids runway modelling career appears to be "on hold". This is an especially bitter pill, in light of his recent rejection as an underwear model.

Cash Donations for Davids (And By "Cash" we mean, NO CHECKS OR CREDIT CARDS) can be sent directly to The First Lady of Jacksonville, Miss Karrissa Wade.