Blossom O'Toole, Miss Big Boned and Bossy Caught In the Act!

Scandal rocks tight knit christian community as Miss Big Boned and Bossy is escorted out of Metro for chasing Miss Wade and Crazy Caroll Todd with a cane and a broken Ensure bottle.

The Ruckus came about as a result of the interruption of Miss Blossom O'toole in the very act of sexual congress (to borrow a term from the vice cops).

While Miss Wade has heard of a website called Granny Likes it In the Fanny, she is appalled to learn that her long time friend and reform school protege, Miss Blossom Otoole is the inspiration for this vile and stomach churning website.

Sources close to the event say that Caroll and Karrissa, minding their own business, stumbled into the bathroom only to notice that the door to the only stall was not only occupied but also locked.

As this is widely known to be Carroll Todds primary business address, (and some infer a second residence) Miss Todd began wildly beating on the door (According to this scarlett woman, she only uses the stall to read and pray. Most other people only agree that she spends a lot of time on her knees while there.) Miss Wade had a sudden chilling revelation when she noticed two separate sets of feet in the single stall.

Since multiple excretion events are clearly against bar policy, she demurely warned the two that they were violating the house rules.

Miss Todd remembers it differently. "Karrissa lost her mind. She was so desperate for something to happen that she ran to the entrance and began screaming 'SECURITY!!! SECURITY"

Miss Wade was as shocked as anyone when the stall door burst opened, almost dislodging the door from its hinges and who should sally forth with her knickers around her cankles, but none other than the newly crowned Miss Big Boned and Bossy.

She quickly rethought the situation.

Miss Todd clarifies: "That bitch is terrified of scandal being associated with that aluminum crown or her tawdry website. Little Miss Goody Two Shoes knows where her bread is buttered."

(Miss Wade brushes off all such comments as lingering effects of the terrible gorilla attack detailed here on Big Boned and Bossy.)

There was almost not enough time to identify the strangely willing coparticipant in this outrage. (Miss Wade simply assumes blindness and a non functioning sense of smell) Sources however, say that it was one of three people:

Mark Spinning
Steve Harper
or
"Sue Ellen"

Sources close to Blossom confirmed that it was notorious Altanta desperado 'Sue Ellen" on condition of anonymity, for which Miss Wade thanks Miss Todd.

The details were lost because of what happened next.

With a growl of animal rage (rivalling the gorilla screams of the earlier incident) Blossom launched into a stream of Profanity and violence that was quite unbecoming for the seedy bathroom of a gay bar in riverside.

Then she broke a bottle of Ensure that had dropped out of her granny diapers, and screamed "Ill Kill YOU, YOU BITCH! Thats the FIRST TIME IVE BEEN LAID IN 40 YEARS!"

Then, spittle flying from her newly acquired teeth, she began chasing the electrified Miss Todd around the bar.

Security intervened by trapping Blossom with a trash can.

Miss Wade has informed authorities of her intent to have a hearing into the legitimacy of O'tooles crown.

Details will be forthcoming.