Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Lauren Turns Lesbian Thirty and Kicks Off Pride Week.


Lord knows, It never rains, but it pours. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, two of Jacksonville's celebrity aquatic mammals are celebrating Wet and Slippery Birthdays.

Together.

Lauren, the semi mythical Metro Bartender and Gravity Defying Rhiannon (seen frequently wandering onstage at InCahoots) will be throwing a 'kick off' event for Gay Pride.

Miss Karrissa Wade originally thought this was a "kick the bucket" event and went out and bought a beautiful and tasty black dress for the event.

On finding out that these two were still alive and well however, she will still wear her ensemble as planned. For their lost youth, of course.

The Boat boards at 5:30 (and both of these bitches will be personally boarded shortly thereafter---that is if the boat is wheelchair accessible)

Tickets are $20, headline entertainment will be provided by Miss Karrissa Wade, (The young and attractive one), Rhiannon, and the recently released Blossom O'Toole.

Flowers can be sent via the usual florists. And all donations can be paid directly (IN CASH) to Karrissa Wade.

Call for tickets. Or a good time. 904 334 5344

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