Vertical Smile's restraining order has finally been lifted and she will be making her triumphant return to the scene of her crime.

Please hide your children and wallets on the nights of May 13th, 15th and 17th, while she violates international copyright and intellectual property rights at Brittney Spears' expense.

(for people like Holly, we are talking about the unecessary apelike parroting of Miss Spears while lipsynching her lyrics.) (thats a bit of a mixed metaphor, one knows.)

But for people used to watching the latina Misses from South Florida during painful attempts to lipsynch in a language they have never spoken, this might be a welcome relief.

But that is neither here nor there. We were talking about that Spear's woman.

Oops. that Vertical Smile woman.

And her show.

When was it again? Oh yes. May 13th, 15 and 17th at InCahootz.

And Miss Wade doesnt hate this skinny, gorgeous bitch because of her adam's apple.

She doesnt. Really.