Today, Big Boned and Bossy bids a sad farewell to Blossom O'Tooles remaining 9 teeth.
After a valiant battle with termites and gingivitis, they were sadly sent to that orthodontist in the sky in a ceremony that lasted almost 2 hours and took the assistance of two paleontologists and a dental assistant.
Miss Wade would like to know what happened to the motheaten tusks, as she has an idea that brontosaurus teeth are probably worth a penny or two.
If anyone can locate said teeth, Miss Wade will be glad to share the e bay auction proceeds with the lucky finder.
Happy Hunting, with love,
The First Lady.
(PS. I hope she likes cream of chicken soup)
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