Miss Wade Consents to Soil Her Name in order to Aid Local Theatre

Miss Wade makes the following announcement with hopes that she will not face the judgmental scorn of her congregation of fellow believers.

But on balance, she feels that the needs of charity are more important than strict observance to Man's Law and will make her decisions based on God's instead.

The Florida Theatre, a veritable institution in the Downtown Area where Miss Wade has spent so much time on her knees,….(praying for a better future) is in dire need.  Even more need than the poor washer women who run The Norm in riverside. (apparently there aren't as many ladies who need ironing done anymore).

So they requested that Miss Wade, the First Lady of Jacksonville, should host a vintage movie premier in order to raise funds for underprivileged children.

What could be more harmless than a vintage movie, Miss Wade wondered.  Without examining the contract (during which Miss Wade was robbed, strictly speaking) too closely (she was more focused on getting rolled by the theatre 'negotiators'.) she had no idea what kind of film was being presented.

Other than it being related to the Halloween Season.

It was only after Miss Wade had already committed her word that she discovered that the so called 'woman from transylvania' was actually a 'drag queen' (where DO they come up with these words, Miss Wade wonders) in other words, nothing more than a man wearing pearls, and apparently a lot of black underthings.

At first Miss Wade considering demurring.  Simply canceling the entire thing on grounds of moral turpitude.

But on second thought, she feels that there is probably no crowd in more need of a moral example (and a lot of supervision) than the kind of dregs she imagines will be at this 'performance'.

And so, in that Spirit, your faithful servant will be appearing at The Florida Theatre.  She will be packing a bible big enough to overcome the devil himself (in her girdle…..near the top) and girding herself in the Word, and the Spirit.

If Miss Wade is sacrificed by the followers of Ba'al, gentle reader,  you at least, will know what happened to her.

Please come to this event and rescue your heroine, just in case this too terrible to contemplate situation unfolds. It happens on October 25th, 2014, and will be followed by what has been described as a prayer meeting at an exhibition hall called 'The Metro" in the Riverside Neighborhood of Jacksonville.

You can buy your tickets at the door (which will be selling before the show begins promptly at 8) or through the "Ticketmaster" option.

Please pray with me for the strength to see this through.

Miss Wade simply cannot imagine what might happen with a bunch of boys dressed up in black lady things running amok in her beloved downtown.

She would much prefer that these types be confined to nice places, where privacy is guaranteed.

Yours in Christ.

Miss Karrissa Wade
The First Lady Of Jacksonville.