Any fool can wear a crown.. but wearing while having sex now thats talent.

Lord how mercy everyone has got the pageant bug right now . No not that bug although there are crown chasers to. Miss Wade recently was down in Cocoa where she was ministering to the wayward teenage boys. Teaching them the verse spare the rod spoil the child. Hallelujah. She was slapped by the pageant mosquito. I don't know if it was vodka or Jesus . Next thing I know Miss Wade was bringing down the house winning 4 out of 5 categories. She just wanted take time to thank everyone. For talent She juggled three Siamese twin transsexuals while eating a jello pudding pop. Everyone loves jello. After working her fist up one of the midgets she proceeded to lip-sync " Our God is a awesome God ". She commenced to twirling a flaming baton as the little person caught it in his mouth. When she sobered up and exercised the demons . All Miss Wade could hear was "you been a very bad boy ahahha" . She broke out her anointing oil and started to spray the judges . The head judge assumed it was a golden shower and begin twerking his nipples. We got Miss Wade home where she is recuperating clutching her pearls and muttering something about dens of iniquity . She has yet to let go of her crown . Prayers and anointing to you all . Bless ya bye. Miss Space Coast Comedy Queen.