Holidays Gays and the Baby Jesus

Miss Wade loves the Holidays about our Lord. Recently at charity fundraiser for needy children Miss Wade discovered the homosexuals were sculling the good name of the baby Jesus. Did you know the gays even call each other Mary? The very name of our lord and Savior . I clutch my pearls as I think of all the yule tides that have become gay. There is even a drag queen at Hamburger Marys who hosts a x-rated bingo and calls the winning prize " dildos for Jesus" . Now Miss Wade knows the good book of our savior , and never ever has Corinthians mentioned gods work with Latex. Did David slay Goliath with a vibrator? Did Moses part the Red sea with a giant black double headed dildo? Now don't get me wrong I have read the verse "spare the rod spoil the child" . now as you know Christians do not take anything form the good book out of text. the good book says love thy neighbor . During this holiest of holidays Miss Wade is loving and praying for the souls of those sinful bingo goers . Join her in protest every Tuesday at Hamburger Marys at 7:30 . The only vibrating and thumping Miss Wade will be doing is shouts of jubilation for the good lord and holy spirit. Happy birthday baby Jesus.