Cyber Bullying of 7 year old reality star honey boo on TMZ and E News

Hello kiddies as you know Miss Wade is all about jokes laughs and fun. Recently however the visit of Honey Boo Boo and family has sparked much national news. First released here on Big Boned and Bossy last Tuesday the family came to see Miss Wades comedy bingo . Was a fun time at Hamburger Marys , labeled by some as a gay burger joint . Marys is a place where all walks of life are welcome the only labels stressed there are fun, laughs and tolerance. Most of the articles were nice and on point . However ,the comments left after the articles are simply appalling . It is one thing to attack myself , gays , her parents , uncle etc . We are adults , the attack however on a 7 year old little girl is just sad. I was surprised to see such sites as TMZ and E News allowing this cyber attack get so viscous. We forget yes shes on TV in a manner of which some deem crude however , when those cameras are off she still a little girl . Think about if that was your child , niece , daughter ? Would you be so quick to pick up the proverbial stone? There are 4400 deaths per year in youth suicides, according to Yale university study. The study goes on to say 10 to 14 year old girls are at higher risk and 2-9 times more likely if cyber bullied. You don't like the show fine that is the great thing about cable it carries more than one channel . Shame on you for allowing the comments on your site. And shame on you who post such cruel things about a little child. to the point of saying "shes a meth head " , or that "shes a gross little pig ", or should be beaten and killed. one person even went as far as to call her "trash ,and a common nigger ". really? these are the things to say to a kid? News sites? these are the things you allow posted ? This speaks of you as badly as it does the people who post it. Take responsibility and take it down or at least filter it . We as a people preach tolerance but are willing to drive a child to tears. Your being a bully simple as that hiding behind the guise of freedom of speech. It is not freedom of speech its freedom of hate . I do know the person you see on stage or on camera usually is not the same person in real life. Try to remember star or not a the end of the day , she is still a child . a little 7 year old girl with with feelings now back to your regular scheduled program . Miss Wade

Honey Boo Boo came to see Miss Wade at Hamburger Marys.

Honey child you better Redneckinize......... Miss wade had a blast last night at Hamburger Marys Jacksonville. As you know I was hosting my usual save the masses christian saint bingo for the needy. Who should appear but miss honey Boo Boo , Poodle, momma sugar bear. Miss wade was as giddy as banny rooster with tube sucks honey. We had a wonderful time enjoying communion of burgers fries and my usual Smirnoff smoothie. They were super sweet, even donating funds to the anti bullying campaign. I'm definitely now a huge fan. Well time to go wash my biscuit. See y'all Thursday for the next bingo hosted by Momma wade .Every Monday Tuesday and Thursday at Hamburger Marys bingo for the children.

Third world prison , witch trials, and saving the masses

Hello kiddies, followers, and fans. Miss Wade is back from her tour of third world prisons. I highly recommend it . See the in and out of Jacksonville's sordid underbelly. I Recently received Best Host and Emcee award from the Jacksonville Community Awards . All my hard work bribes and blackmail must have payed off. Kiddies Miss Wade has taken a much needed sabbatical from the stress of the strain of entertaining the masses .I've taken so much of this much needed time to give back to my community .I was invited to host "A ride for a cure , Josh's ride " Event at Rainbow house. I was surprised at the line of people who wanted to wish me well . Or should I was say was more than willing to dunk me in the dunking booth. I felt as if I was back at the Salem witch Trials . Lord those were the days get a little drunk on communion wine and speak gibberish next thing you know your a witch . I digress , after I was baptized more than a three dollar hooker during lent. I got back to a wonderful fundraiser for a cure for HIV . The talent was amazing , food marvelous. Young Josh did a amazing job for his first event. You remember Josh the young man I saved form sin at the Bordello Bingo they have every Tuesday at Hamburger Mary's . All the sex toys and flesh everywhere it is enough to make a god fearing woman such as myself clutch her pearls . The den of iniquity does have its good sides though , every Monday and Thursday they do charity bingo . There is a different charity each night and all the proceeds go to the charity. This Thursday will benefit will be for my mother Karen Misplay and her fight against cancer. I know what ya think she has to be pretty old . Well yes she is , She and Harriet Tubman were roommates on the underground railroad back in the "old south" . My mother has always stood up for the rights of others. It never mattered if you were black , white , gay or straight . come support myself and her this Thursday at Hamburger Mary's . I plan to be on my best of behavior , in true southern lady fashion. Until then kiddies god be with you, and these United States. Miss Wade

Reflections of a time gone by

Hello kiddies Miss Wade is back . I sit here on a reflection of a time passed. The ever dreaded birthday. A time this old girl never looks forward to . Seems like just yesterday I was leaving the farm . A young doe eyed girl with hopes and dreams. Many people have come and gone in my life . Some to quick and others who stuck around like a bad case of crabs or vaginal discharge . those few who made a impression on my heart as well as my bed , for that I thank , thank you . They say with age comes wisdom . I can see that clearly each time I watch the news and some old lady or man has been scammed. No dears with age comes wrinkles , frequent urination, and the occasional bout of the butt horn (gas). I would love to say I left my mark in this world . I think I have from the traumatized straight guy in the show audience to the unveiling of some of Jacksonville's lgbt deepest scandals. in my career I have found you don't have to be pretty , or smart just make em laugh . Live like there's no tomorrow and wait for your true love . I have been blessed this year with a great job, wonderful friends and family and finally true love . The greatest man I could ever dreamed of found his way into my life and saw something in me. Though what it is god only knows . I guess what I'm trying to say kiddies is thank you. Thank you for this amazing career and a place in this community all my love Miss Wade

Rearended by the Devil in a infiniti

Oh mother Jefferson Davis! While on my way to comfort the sick Miss Wade was rear ended by the devil , Lucifer , Beelzebub anyway you wanna call it . It was the Devil wears Prada , well knock off Prada. Miss Wade being of the Lord was on her way to help feed the hungry . I had cooked up a mess of greens for the unfortunate. As i sat in my Lincoln , listening to "One day at a time sweet Jesus" . I noticed a car at a irate speed barreling down on me . James I yelled! James is my driver. He looked up as did I . you could see the devil in this bleach blond lady's face. Shes coming right for us. Was all I could do to clutch my pearls and brace for the impact. After the crash my driver James had whip lash. Lord now who will drive me to the social? When James opened my door , I stepped out, yes he's hurt, but ladies as myself don't open our own doors. I managed to capture my composure , what in the name of all is holy do you think your doing? I said to this woman . By her dress you could tell she was probably a Methodist. That would explain the driver. either that or shes on her way to a meth lab both tend to be as evil. She proceed to tell me she had looked down to check directions from her phone. My reply being ever so cordial was "And your directions said run right up my back door?" Honey I know this is old fashioned , but have you ever heard of a map? I would have slapped the fear of God into had she not just injured my good praying arm . However my dialing arm was intact I'm dialing ask Gary get him on my side .We waited for the police to finally arrive. upon their arrival she immediately explains who her husband is. to the unsuspecting officer , I exclaimed I don't care if your husbands the dress wearing Pope , whose fixing my Lincoln? James my driver , was taken in ambulance. of course being the christian woman I am , I was gravely concerned. After all I did have lot of errands to run. I was gonna be in need of a driver. So this is Miss wades circumstances , what to do . I heard this Hamburger Mary's on beach does charity bingo every Monday and Thursday . I guess may need one for my Lincoln . tell your momma , I asked about her. lords blessings Miss Wade

Ride for a Cure

Tonight Hamburger Mary's ! Josh's ride 165 mile bicycle ride for a cure . You all know Miss Wade loves a man in spandex it highlights his Christian parts. I have been asked to anoint the child tonight tonight and give blessing in the name of the father. You know as a good christian woman of the strictest of moral fiber I clutch my pearls in angst. Well the lords work is calling me tonight to Hamburger Marys on Beach Blvd and whee Jesus calls I shall answer. I shall go bless this child as only I can .Who is this child you might ask? Well some of you remember the human slave auction I was forced to partake in . He was the lost soul who I brought to his knees to repent. And now as the Lord sees fit I shall go down on mine in all his glory. The cause is for a 165mile bicycle ride for HIV . When i first heard of this i was like lawd and Jefferson Davis why on gods green earth would anyone hunty wanna do that? If Miss Wade is doing a 165 mile bike ride i better be chased by angry liberals with pit bulls. Upon speaking to this tall fine specimen of the lords work. I agreed to accept he and the will of the father. legs to still shaking i arose to hear of this quest. Its called smart ride a 165 mile bicycle ride for research and a cure for HIV . Each cyclist must raise ea minimum of 1500 to participate . I promptly wrote a 3rd party check on a closed . seriously though to many of our brothers and sisters have fallen . Help myself and Josh raise this money and come cheer him on tonight at Hamburger Marys. Miss Wade

Miss Wade Sold Into Hamburger Charity Slavery

Now anyone who knows The First Lady of Jacksonville, knows that she hesitates before indulging in even the mildest form of swearing.  Strong language is the tool of a weak mind after all, but Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!  Miss Wade regrets to exclaim and inform her reading public that there is Human trafficking at Hamburger Marys!

Your fragile chanteuse wouldn't have believed it, if she hadn't seen it with her own eyes.

Surely there cannot be a living person in Jacksonville who is unaware that Miss Wade is a tireless advocate for Civil Rights. For the record, she even thinks that women should vote. So one can imagine my dismay upon hearing this torrid, horrid rumor.  Since I do not like to simply believe the worst unless I have a personal foundation for known,  I had to go down and see this travesty myself---over the years, the habits of being the good Christian woman have become more pronounced, I am happy to inform. (Miss Todd, I am looking directly in your direction)

Sure enough, there were hordes of young people lined up like Daniel and Shadrak Mishak and Abednigo (its a scriptural reference to the book of Daniel that she feels should need no further explanation to bible believers) to be fed the the fat of the land (straight from the altars of Ba'al) like cows to the slaughter.

Much to my surprise and horror, I cannot even describe the bevy of boys and girls, ------some of Jacksonville's most brilliant and eligible.  In bondage.  To sin. They were being sold off at auction.  Shameless!

Miss Wade was stung to action.

"Tell Pharaoh! Let my people go!" I exclaimed and physically liberated one particular fine young thoroughbred who needed saving. (And who better for the task, one asks, than Miss Wade). There was a mighty battle as I wrestled the young Spartan off of the auction block and dragged the brainwashed young victim to a nearby room.  One dark enough for him to be able to perform an act of contrition without shame.  After I convinced him to get down on his knees, he opened his heart and mouth for nothing short of a revelation.

Imagine Miss Wade's surprise when (struggling) he explained the nature of his sins.

You may envision the discomfort of The First Lady upon realization of her mistake.

There was nothing to do except knock the young man unconscious and hope that he would develop amnesia.

Apparently the seemingly criminal proceeding was not a slave auction at all-----at least not openly.  The 'promoters' claim that is is merely a 'fund raiser' for Jacksonville's most needy charities.

Shamefully, the most beautiful young Bachelors and Bachlorette in Jacksonville's Gay, Lesbian and otherwise lettered community are being auctioned off for a date. All money raised will go to each charity.

Shameful.

Miss Wade took pity for the fine young stallion.  She scrambled. Actually scrambled through her very best church purse to see if she could pay the sinners price for him and save him from the clutches of the sinful bidders on his virtue.

Alas, all she could find was an EBT card, a coupon for Golden Corral, and some anti fungal cream.

But she was committed to blowi saving the handsome and pitiable young boy she had so recently rescued.  Try as she might, she was unable to interest the pawns of Beelzebub in her coupons to the delicious buffet to be found at The Golden Corral.  And was forced to make a devil's bargain.

They demanded instead that to Miss Wade lend her fund raising skills to the auction as hostess and MC.

What a quandary.  What a damned quandary.

With trembling fingers, she signed (in blood) on the dotted line of the infernal contract.  She had no other choice.  Perhaps she should have read the finer print, however, as it clearly implies that she will be forced to auction Herself off---if funds are raised quickly and bountifully enough.

Heavens!  Merciful Heavens!  As her readers know, Miss Wade's "raising" skills are legendary. Her many years as deacon's wife for Oral worship of the Christ on a Cross Epiphany Holy Evangelical Church of the Saints and Apostles have given her all kinds of experience..

She is known world-wide for her strange tongues and and her handling of many snakes in all shapes and sizes.  In fact there isnt a variety of snake that the First Lady hasnt had reason to handle--- from Asian to Anaconda.

All of that experience will be put roundly to the test.  It will have to save her from the shameful position she is in.  And so will you, gentle reader.  You will have to save her.

So come out this Sunday and see the Lawd work in mysterious ways.

Starts sharply at 8 pm Hamburger Mary's. Love offering to be given to Miss Wade at beginning of event. Come be blessed and anointed by and for Miss Wade!